Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Do stairs go up or down?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Did Noah keep woodpeckers on the Ark? If so, where did he keep them?